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The Girl Rules: Addenda

September 19, 2007 JB 2 comments

In addition to the previous list:

6. Girls like shoes.
Some girls may deny this rule, but they’re only denying the TRUTH. Girls like shoes, whether they prefer Doc Martens or Manolo Blahniks. I didn’t have an example of a high-fashion shoe right at hand, so I had to ask… a girl. Guys on the other hand, mostly don’t care *too* much about shoes. They care the appropriate amount, without going completely, obssessively overboard. Unlike a girl.

7. Girls keep track.
How long have you been dating? When is her period due? What hour of the day did you first notice that pair of Jimmy Chus she bought on the anniversary of your first visit to a Thai restaurant together? Girls keep track.