Four-cello arrangement of "Toxic" kind of rocks. ◊ 6 hours ago
It's just $10 on iTunes to learn my opinion on the future of Nerdcore rap and watch MC Frontalot sit on my couch. http://bit.ly/Z2WW8 ◊ 11 hours ago
Often have I lazily written a tweet/facebk post sans caps only to go back and add caps because I felt borderline illiterate without. ◊ 14 hours ago
Priorities: Panhandler walked away when I offered lunch but wouldn't give him money. Chinese joint right there, would've taken two minutes. ◊ 14 hours ago
You look very happy with yourself when you say “benefits.” Hilarious.
Can’t believe the bitch walked away after pushing you. I flashed on a very cinematic picture of that:
Helicopter angle of you falling while she’s already forgotten about it and is walking off to the car. Slo-mo.
Good tune. Where’s the mp3?